After a brief and rather fruitful negotiation process, Chelsea have agreed the transfer of Jorrel Hato from Ajax Amsterdam, according to the all the oracles in the oracleverse. The 19-year-old left back is set to sign a seven-year contract good through 2032, by which time we might have flying cars.

An agreement with Ajax has yet to be reached but is nearing, with a compromise expected on a price worth more than €40million.